Big Kardashian News

There's big news to go along with the Congressional Super Committee's inability to find a way to cut government debt and the aspirations of the Occupy Wall Street Movement. The Huffington Post is reporting that Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant. Now who is Kourtney Kardashian? Is she an accomplished actress? No. Rocket scientist? No. Try empty celebrity that got launched by a reality show about her family. America, what is the matter with you people? Why is this woman a celebrity? What has she done? At least with sister Kim, she can say she made her own sex tape. There are times I can see why Muslim terrorists want to kill us. I keeed. I keeed.