When I reviewed the first Machete (2010), I thought the announcement of sequels called Machete Kills and Machete Kills Again were joke names for sequels. Well, Director Robert Rodriquez liked the joke names so much he's named the upcoming Machete sequel, Machete Kills.
Just saw the latest trailer for Machete Kills. And WTF?!!! Charlie Sheen aka Carlos Estevez plays the President of the United States who obviously likes um... three ways and I'm not talking about Skyline chili. Amber Heard is the beauty queen spy handler. Danny Trejo is back as the title hero. He's the one with a face that's so scarred it looks like the surface of the moon. But wait there's more. Sofia Vergara has a huge armored bra that fires bullets. There's Oscar winner Cuba Gooding Jr. and Michele Rodriguez. Antonio Banderas. Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga?! And for good measure, add Mel Gibson. I hope he gets his comeuppance for all those racial rants. All we need for this movie is Carlos Danger aka Anthony Weiner. Anyway, here's that wild trailer that I was talking about.
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