Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Viacom's list of naughty terms that are approved for basic cable use

Stephen Colbert is reporting that the four broadcast networks, CBS, ABC, NBC and Fox want the FCC to loosen restrictions on content that they can broadcast. You see they're losing out to basic cable which can broadcast edgy material. Oh by the way, we're basically talking about sex. Well, Colbert with the help of actor Hugh Laurie go over the naughty words that broadcast company Viacom approves for basic cable. Hilarious stuff.


Stephen Colbert takes on A-Rod's doping scandal and combat juggling

Here's Stephen Colbert's Sports Report. He takes on the A-bomb dropped on A-Rod by major league baseball for the most recent doping scandal. Later. he takes on the sport of combat juggling.

Stephen Colbert on the useless terror alert

Okay for the last week, we've been on a high terror alert. When? Where? How? We don't know. And that means what kind of precautions do we take? Here's Stephen Colbert with a very funny piece on the new terror alerts.

The 2016 Republican Presidential circus is here

It's only 2013, and people are lining up to run for President. I love talking about the Republicans because they're usually funny. Michele Bachmann. Rick Santorum. Crazy, crazy Herman Cain. Tea Party darling Ted Cruz. Hold on. He wasn't born in the United States. Hey you birthers, what about Cruz? Oh yeah, he's white. And finally the hope for great comedy in 2016, Donald Trump. Here's The Daily Show's funny piece.

Wild trailer for Machete Kills

When I reviewed the first Machete (2010), I thought the announcement of sequels called Machete Kills and Machete Kills Again were joke names for sequels. Well, Director Robert Rodriquez liked the joke names so much he's named the upcoming Machete sequel, Machete Kills.

Just saw the latest trailer for Machete Kills. And WTF?!!! Charlie Sheen aka Carlos Estevez plays the President of the United States who obviously likes um... three ways and I'm not talking about Skyline chili. Amber Heard is the beauty queen spy handler. Danny Trejo is back as the title hero. He's the one with a face that's so scarred it looks like the surface of the moon. But wait there's more. Sofia Vergara has a huge armored bra that fires bullets. There's Oscar winner Cuba Gooding Jr. and Michele Rodriguez. Antonio Banderas. Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga?! And for good measure, add Mel Gibson. I hope he gets his comeuppance for all those racial rants. All we need for this movie is Carlos Danger aka Anthony Weiner. Anyway, here's that wild trailer that I was talking about.

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Stephen Colbert takes on stripper bears

It's time for Stephen Colbert's latest Threat Down. In this hilarious piece he covers erotic fiction loving terrorist and his favorite threat, bears. This time the bears like to rub against trees. So Colbert puts stripper music to the video for comedy gold. Check it out.

Bill Maher: Rich liberals must throw their money at politicians

Bill Maher on his last New Rule wants rich liberals to put their money where their mouths are. He wants them to make political contributions to support liberal politicians and their Super PACs. Amen. Check out his funny piece here, courtesy of HBO and Mediaite.