Trump legal team admits it makes up facts

So I'm watching clips of conservative President Trump's lawyer Rudy Giuliani interview on ABC's This Week. And he's asked about when Trump knew about the payment of $130,000.00 to adult film star Stormy Daniels and the differing stories when Trump knew. "Those are the facts that we're still working on." (Late Night, video below at the 8:00 minute mark.) What the ... ? They're working on the facts? The facts are the facts. They are not alternative and you don't make them up to fit a narrative because that's called a lie. Oy.

We need Seth Myers of Late Night to help us laugh at the lying Trump team. Check out his funny video below.

Guilty Pleasures: Battle: Los Angeles

The late, great film critic Roger Ebert bashed people who liked Battle: Los Angeles (2011) as idiots. And I usually complain about fast cutting and hand-held camera shots. But the point of the usage here is to show the fog of war. It gave the film a documentary feel as if you are there with a camera crew.

The fast cutting made the audience feel the confusion as our squad of soldiers take fire from everywhere. And there's a couple scenes of sacrifice that I challenge you to keep a dry eye. To the great Roger Ebert, I say maybe you fell asleep during the movie. Regardless, Roger I still admire your film criticism. Battle: Los Angeles is another of my guilty pleasures.

A new classic. SNL's Open on the Trump-Cohen-Daniels scandal

Too easy. Conservative President Trump has the nuttiest legal team and administration in history. Saturday Night Live has just produced one of its best skits. They cover the story that Trump attorney Michael Cohen may have had his phones tapped and his phone calls to wackiest presidential administration ever. Great guest stars from Alec Baldwin to Ben Stiller to Scalett Johansson to Martn Short to Jimmy Fallon to the historic Stormy Daniels. Hilarious and must see TV. The skit is below. As Trump would say, "Enjoy.'

Predicting Trump's next Tweet: He will attack former New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman

Here's the difference between liberals and conservatives over scandals. Liberals believe that no one is above the law. Sexual harassment against women by Al Franken. Liberals force him to resign. Now allegations of sexual assault against New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman. He just resigned the day the news broke. CNN. Yet, child molester Roy Moore refused to resign as Republican senatorial candidate. And of course, conservative President Donald Trump refused to resign over his sexual assault admission and allegations. And speaking of the fascist, I bet Trump will tweet about this tomorrow. He'll probably attack Schneiderman since New York is the hope that they will bring justice to Trump if he pardons his way out of Trump-Russia. You see Trump cannot pardon state crimes.  Update:  My prediction was wrong.

Here's my plea to New York. Next man or woman attorney general in. Save America from Trump. When Special Counsel Mueller announces upcoming indictments please be ready to announce your own indictments. The people are depending on you.

Stephen Colbert tells you how to make an easy one hundred thirty thousand dollars

So conservative President Trump has been denying that he had a sexual affair with adult film star Stormy Daniels. So he paid her one hundred thirty thousand dollars to keep quiet a lie. What?!!! Of course, the next thing is for everybody in America to get an easy one hundred thirty thousand dollars. You got it. Stephen Colbert demonstrates this in the hilarious video below. Lie about an affair with Trump and ask his personal attorney Michael Cohen for the money. Check out the riotous video below. Colbert also covers Trump's new lawyer Rudy Giuliaai's disastrous week where he brings more legal scrutiny on Trump.

The Daily Show: Rudy Giuliani commits legal malpractice

Last week, President Trump's new lawyer Rudy Giuliani really messed up. First he demonstrated that Trump lied to America about knowing about the Stormy Daniels payment. Then the nest day on May 3, Giuliani told Fox News that the payment was made to keep the scandal from the electorate which if not reported is a campaign finance law violation. Here's Trevor Noah of the The Daily Show having a lot of fun with it. Great stuff.

Stephen Colbert takes on White House Correspondents Association for their cowardice

The White House Correspondents Association is apologizing for comedian Michelle Wolf's comic monologue Saturday night. Really? A dinner that's supposed to celebrate the First Amendment and the WHCA is embarrassed for speech. We need Stephen Colbert to explain free speech to them. And by the way, I agree with Colbert. Hey WHCA, you had to know that Michelle Wolf is a political, vulgar and of course very funny comedian. Then why did you ask her to speak? Anyway check out Colbert below. Funny stuff.