Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 Paula Broadwell DLC

FAUX NEWS- Tung N. Cheek reporting.

We've got breaking news for video game fans. Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 will get a new DLC. (Downloadable Content; means a new mission) As you know General David Petraeus makes a cameo as Secretary of Defense. Video below. Now Activision will release a new DLC featuring Petraeus' mistress, Paula Broadwell.

In the DLC, the gamer will play Ms. Broadwell. She must escort Gen. Petraeus to divorce court. Along the way, they will face woman gold diggers which Broadwell must dispatch. Eventually, as Broadwell, the player will have to take on a boss enemy. The boss enemy will be the other woman in the Petraeus affair. She's Jill Kelley. The player must avoid Ms. Kelley's formidable Boob Attack.

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